What fun it must be to be Kate Middleton. Every time you step outside the house, people are desperate to know what you’re wearing and who it was made by. If you were wondering what the black and white dress she wore to a recent charity event was, you need wonder no longer, it was a dress from Temperley’s 2009 fashion line. As fashion pundits note testily without any hint of irony, the sources of her blazer, pantyhose and shoes have not been divulged.
Kate Middleton’s Temperley Dress
Jimmy Choo Ugg Boots
Where I come from, a far flung island in the middle of the South Pacific, Ugg Boots used to be a fairly shameful item of footwear only worn by people who could barely stand to get up in the morning in the first place. Indeed, the sight of a woman wearing Ugg boots and pajamas at the supermarket was a sure sign of a kind of hedonism unavailable to the working masses.
The Cropped Pant Is Back, Get Your Crop On
Cropped pants are going to be super in this season, cropped pants with nice long cuffs that emphasize just how very cropped the pants you’re wearing really are. Cropped pants can sit anywhere from ¾ length to almost all the way length (the elusive 5/6th length), but they must never extend all the way to covering the ankles, for if they should do so, they can no longer correctly be called cropped pants and must be hurled into the abyss of the full length pant.
The War For Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress
Fashion insiders WWD recently asked several major designers to sketch their suggestions for Kate’s wedding dress and the results were… interesting, to say the least. Karl Largerfield’s design appears to be garnering the bulk of the attention at this point in time, mostly because he designed it to look Victorian Burlesque, with plenty of frills and ruffles and a high lace collar utterly betrayed by having an open fronted skirt under which long lace up boots are worn.
John Galliano’s Pigtails Free Men’s Hairstyles
Many men feel hemmed in by modern fashion, as if their choices are exceptionally limited, as if all they’re allowed to wear are boxy pieces of cotton clothing and as if the only permissible hairstyle is one no longer than the collar (and even that’s pushing it.) But fashion visionary and designer John Galliano does not pay attention to the rules that seem to haunt the average man. If he wants pigtails then by jove, pigtails he shall have.
