As we all become more organic, appreciative of the earth and all that sort of thing, so fashion is adapting to reflect this new conciousness. That means using elemental, earthy materials and picking up trends from the 1800′s and earlier. What’s hot right now in the ‘I am one with the planet’ fashion lines? Fringed bags, that’s what.
Fringe Bags | Find Freedom On The Fringe
Furrily Acceptable Fur You Can Wear
Fur is so in this fall, unfortunately wearing fur is sometimes the fashion equivalent of wandering around with a swastika carved into your forehead – it just won’t do. We’re all familiar with the sight of hysterical animal rights activists gadding about the place with tins of paint clutched in their anemic little hands and tears in their eyes as they hurl abuse at big bootied starlets who can’t leave the house without slipping into a comfortable carcass.
How To Wear Horizontal Stripes And Survive
Stella McCartney has been causing trouble in the neighborhood by bringing back thick horizontal stripes, which can be successfully worn by women like Victoria Beckham, who survive largely on a diet of herbal tea and loathing, but which could be more dangerous than a bear trap for ladies possessing curves of the bust and hip nature.
Pope Wears Ruby Red Loafers, All Is Forgiven
It ain’t always easy being the Pope. Sure, you have all the white linen, sirloin steak and dancing girls that you want, but it would seem that presiding over an organization that was recently revealed to have encouraged systematic predation of its most vulnerable members isn’t all puppy dogs and rosaries. For months now, the Pope has been hounded about the place by press unwilling to cut the Catholic church any slack whatsoever.
But the press finally gave the Pope a break when they were momentarily distracted by the horrors of recent revelations by his pretty shiny red shoes that have had many fashionistas ready to convert to Catholicism simply for the style points.
Wooden High Heels | Fashion Kindling
The 70′s is back in your face, and that means that if you’re not tottering around on platform heels utterly oblivious to things like the Internet and cellphones, you’re sadly fashion deprived this season. Along with pleated pants and the shearling and the boxy bags and the wedge high heels, high heels made of wood are eminently in this year, and if you don’t have a pair of shoes that would double as kindling at a moment’s notice then something is probably wrong with you.
