Filed under Feet by Zensless on August 31, 2010 at 4:06 am
The Kinetic shoe range from Anastasia Radevich is just as at home gutting zombies in a post apocalyptic hellscape as it is adorning (and adoring) the feet of women who would probably mug you for a cheeseburger.
Kinetic is innovation. Kinetic is electricity. Kinetic is dark looks from a strange couple you’ve never seen before who claim to have moved into your building last month and keep coming over to borrow a cup of flour.
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Filed under Feet by Zensless on August 27, 2010 at 1:10 am
If you’re anything like me, you’re irritated by almost everything in your life. Water is too watery, sun is too sunny, and shoes take up entirely too much space. Finally a company has taken note of just how much unnecessary space our collective clodhoppers are taking up and come up with a practical and entirely stylish solution. Behold, the Footsy Roll! Sorry, ‘Footzy Rolls’ (The ‘z’ is there to make anyone who still respects the English language grind and gnash their teeth into powder, thus saving space in their mouth.)
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Filed under Feet by Zensless on August 13, 2010 at 1:41 am
Feel free to send me hate mail for the gratuitous use of ‘k’ in the word ‘comeback’, I don’t know why I did it, it just felt compulsively right. The important aspect of this article isn’t newfangled spelling quirks however, it is the fact that kitten heels are rampaging through the fashion magazines like a mewling horde. If you’re wondering what kitten heels are, and perhaps picturing highheels made of kitten skin and topped with fuzzy kitten heads, I can put you out of your mental misery (or perhaps anticipation, you sick puppies) and tell you that is certainly not what kitten heels are about.
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Filed under Feet by Zensless on July 27, 2010 at 1:58 am

Roman sandals aka ‘Romies’ are an interesting footwear fashion. In some regions of the world, they are practically synonymous with school girls and school boys who wear them during summer. The idea of adults wearing them seems almost as ludicrous as an adult wearing a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt and tutu to work. In other regions of the world, lofty models with dangerously low BMI waft down catwalks wearing roman sandals as if they were the ultimate in fashion.
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