Once upon a time, the hybrid dress was a dress that fell to mid knee level, featured some faffing about around the short sleeves and neckline and otherwise fitted rather like a pencil dress, close to the belly and thighs. That meant that hybrid dresses were not for the faint of heart or the bumpy of figure, though some good supportive shaping underwear would probably have helped a great deal. That was the hybrid dress then. The hybrid dress now is an unnatural travesty against man and God.
What Is A Hybrid Dress?
Christina Hendricks Too ‘Fat’ For Free Designer Dresses
Wherever you go on the great wide Internets, you’ll find praise for Christina Hendricks and her wonderful curves. You’ll find writers waxing lyrical about the wonder that is the fact she wasn’t chased off the set of Mad Men with a cattle prod until she lost some weight, and you’ll find whimsical musings about possibilities for the future – what if we really stopped treating curvy women like freaks of nature?
Behold Kate Moss’ Silk Beaded Maxi Dress!
Part of the Kate Moss range on Top Shop, behold the wonders of this silk beaded maxi dress. Upon the Top Shop website it is described as being heavily beaded and embellished – and it is. Much like Kate Moss herself. Haw Haw. But seriously, Maxi Dresses are still in this season, and this lovely vintage inspired silk number is seriously in the running for Queen of the Maxi dresses.
Grandma Approved Floral Maxi Dresses
Maxi dresses are still so incredibly in right now. That’s mostly because everyone from a size 0 model to Hank from accounting looks good in a Maxi dress, and if there is anything women like to do, it is look good. Gee whiz, yep, we love to be perceived as attractive. It makes life so much easier. So if you’re looking for some fabric to cover your body in such a way that it is not indecent and allows you to dance around your local park giving impromptu palm readings to strangers and also giving birth to live young, then a Maxi dress is your dream dress.
