Plastic Surgery, The New 50th Birthday Present

According to a survey done by the Daily Mail (which, I must mention at the outset, is like saying, according to a book written by a troop of Capuchin monkeys,) one fifth of British women have decided that the early 50′s are the best time for a woman to have plastic surgery. You know, so she doesn’t look old.

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Botox Makes You Fat

Botox is so in right now. There doesn’t seem to be any real reason why having a powerful neurotoxin injected into your face in order to paralyze your muscles would be a bad thing. Indeed, if I can possibly help it, I like to spend my days leaping in and out of neurotoxic baths. Because I’m a bad ass. A bad ass with no wrinkles who will live forever.

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