Military jackets are still in style. Even if you are reading this in the year 2056 after a semi apocalyptic event, military jackets will be in style.

What makes a jacket a military jacket? Buttons and lapels darling. Lots of brass buttons, plenty of lapels, and a straight fit that makes you look tres military. The market is absolutely flooded to tipping point with military jackets at the moment, so here are some style suggestions from elite manufacturers of clothing for human women that will help you sort the military jackets from the chaff.

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Fur is so in this fall, unfortunately wearing fur is sometimes the fashion equivalent of wandering around with a swastika carved into your forehead – it just won’t do. We’re all familiar with the sight of hysterical animal rights activists gadding about the place with tins of paint clutched in their anemic little hands and tears in their eyes as they hurl abuse at big bootied starlets who can’t leave the house without slipping into a comfortable carcass.

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Shearling is all the rage in the fashion broadsheets and broadsites these days, but those of us without an intimate knowledge of fashion materials may not be aware of what shearling is, let alone how to wear it. To cut a long story short, to turn a curly worm straight, shearling is not a fabric, though it is made of wool.

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Camel coats aren’t coats for camels, they’re for people who want to wear beige and can’t handle admitting to themselves that they’re wearing beige.

Vogue says camel is in however, and Vogue freakin’ outranks me by a million fashion points, so if Vogue says we all have to wear turbans and diapers, then I guess I’ll tell you all to wear turbans and diapers because actually having an opinion about things makes you a bad person.

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