Dresses are supposed to be the most flattering and feminine thing a woman can wear, but sometimes a dress can add more than ten pounds of percieved weight simply by being unflattering.
Five Ways A Dress Makes You Look Fat
Kate Middleton Wears ‘Black’ To A Wedding, Fashion Implodes
Kate Middleton recently attended a wedding wearing clothing that absorbed too much light, thus upsetting every serious fashion blogger in the Milky Way, and when I say ‘every fashion blogger in the Milky Way,’ I of course mean, the Daily Mail, which pretty much makes this entire article as important as a small piece of Gruyere.
Hilary Swank’s Athleisure Fashion Line
Studios should just start handing out fashion lines with contracts for lead roles in major motion pictures, it would cut out the middle man and guarantee a steady celebrity inspired series of aspirational clothing lines for the paupers of the world to buy. If I sound cynical and bitter, it’s because I am. Clothes will do that to a woman eventually you know. They’re like the one ring, except there’s more of them and cosmetics hide the fact that you turned into Smeagol five years ago.
Kate Middleton’s Temperley Dress
What fun it must be to be Kate Middleton. Every time you step outside the house, people are desperate to know what you’re wearing and who it was made by. If you were wondering what the black and white dress she wore to a recent charity event was, you need wonder no longer, it was a dress from Temperley’s 2009 fashion line. As fashion pundits note testily without any hint of irony, the sources of her blazer, pantyhose and shoes have not been divulged.
The War For Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress
Fashion insiders WWD recently asked several major designers to sketch their suggestions for Kate’s wedding dress and the results were… interesting, to say the least. Karl Largerfield’s design appears to be garnering the bulk of the attention at this point in time, mostly because he designed it to look Victorian Burlesque, with plenty of frills and ruffles and a high lace collar utterly betrayed by having an open fronted skirt under which long lace up boots are worn.
