Dresses are supposed to be the most flattering and feminine thing a woman can wear, but sometimes a dress can add more than ten pounds of percieved weight simply by being unflattering.
Five Ways A Dress Makes You Look Fat
Pink Havana Leather Fringe Necklace
Who doesn’t love the idea of a nice pink necklace? I really can’t think of anyone at this point in time, apart from perhaps Vladimir Putin, who would judo chop a pink necklace into a million pieces before you got it anywhere near him. He is ruthless to enemies and jewelry alike.
Three Pretty Pink Dresses
I’m messing around with a new project at the moment called ‘All The Pink Dresses‘. Basically, I’m going to review or at least mention all the pink dresses. In the world. Because I feel that is realistic.
Anyway, here are the first three pink dresses.
I chose the Eryn Stripe Dress by Lilly Pulitzer as the alpha pink dress because of its vintage styling and the fact that you’ll be terrified to wear it anywhere that hasn’t been professionally cleaned by surgical teams. That’s because it is pretty and shiny and made from Organza. You don’t see a great deal of traditional Organza these days, mostly because ever since we discovered synthetics, convincing silk moths to breed and then stealing the resultant pupae and boiling them alive has just seemed a wee bit tedious.
The Gold Trim Drape Maxi Dress from Bebe is a Maxi Dress in pink with snakeskin patterns on it. This looks like something Julia Roberts would have worn as Richard Gere redeemed her from a life of sin by throwing money at her until she was finally socially acceptable enough to shop in high end stores, if Pretty Woman had been filmed in 2011 and not sometime in the 80′s or something like that.
I was drawn to this dress the moment I laid eyes upon its name. It was a name filled with such burgeoning pretension that I knew the dress attached to it would have to be something very special indeed. I was not wrong. The L’Wren Scott Pivoine Jaquard Dress is a bustier dress, which means that underclothing will not be necessary when wearing this dress. Indeed, underclothing will probably only get in your way.
Patrizia Pepe’s Pink High Heel Boots
These boots are high heeled. These boots are pink. These boots are snake skin. These boots have completed the trifecta of OMG amazing without having to do anything other than sit there. They could be so uncomfortable that wearing them feels like stepping into a bear trap every time and they would still be more excellent than 99.9% of other shoes out there on the market.
Fine Ladies Frilly Blouses
There’s nothing like a good frilly blouse to lift your spirits, that’s what I always say. Frills are feminine. Frills are fun. Frills can even be functional, if your life often features some sort of common occurrence in which extra fabric is useful. Perhaps you’re a paramedic, or a freelance serviette.
